HustlaBall 2024

Kicking off the week with a VIP open bar at the garage was a clever idea, but the party's single-toilet setup at a sex club was less so. It made little sense to buy drinks when there was virtually nowhere to relieve oneself. My friends and I encountered a less-than-clean situation, but with a 30-minute wait for the sole washing facility, we decided to leave early. The next day, the VIP bar was at the Host Hotel, a good 20 minutes away from the strip and far from the main venue. We skipped it. The Space-Ball event, with its limited bathroom facilities, was another letdown. My friends ran into hygiene issues again, and the single sink for hundreds of men was just not cutting it. So we left. I'm all for diversity, but the event's crowd wasn't exactly what we expected, leaning heavily towards a specific type. And while I love drag queens and trance music, it felt out of place at an all-male sex party like HustlaBall. The following night's event seemed imbalanced - too many "mares" and not enough "stallions." It felt like a fantasy world for those who are good at imagining hot guys. I can tell the type of guy just by touch. I’m not anywhere close to a 10 myself but at the hustlaball, I unfortunately felt like a 12. The SpaceBall event was no different when we returned - leaving after an hour, I realized the VIP ticket offered nothing special. HustlaBall, to me, felt like the ‘last in place’ of circuit events. It seemed to rely on its name rather than actual substance. Unfortunately, the amenities did not cater adequately to the needs of a sex-focused event, with limited space and facilities. I did meet Fabrice, who was very hospitable, very attractive dude, and I encountered some great people both inside and outside the venue. The staff were friendly and the kind of people I'd hang out with any day. However, as a whole, the event didn't live up to its $300 price tag or the promises on the flyer. My review may not be glowing, but it reflects my disappointing experience that fell short of expectations.